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What's Different About These Penguins? They Don't "Have" To Do Anything

The Pens are no longer predictable, and it's made them suddenly exciting.

Oct 10 • 

Dan Hopper

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September 2025

The Pens Are Back! What Did We Learn From This Offseason??

Taking stock of where the Penguins sit after a loud then VERY quiet offseason.

Sep 19 • 

Dan Hopper

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July 2025

The Penguins Have $52 Million In Cap Space Next Season. Does It Even Matter?

The Pens have a TON of cap space next year. They won't be able to do much with it.

Jul 10 • 

Dan Hopper

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June 2025

5 Things We Learned From The Penguins' 2025 Draft

We won't know about the players for years, but this draft taught us a lot about how Kyle Dubas plans to run things.

Jun 30 • 

Dan Hopper

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Keep 'Em Or CAN 'Em: Which Free Agents Should The Pens Bring Back?

Who will STAY? Who will GO?? Who will CARE MUCH EITHER WAY???

Jun 11 • 

Dan Hopper

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5 Things The Penguins Should NOT Do This Summer

The NHL offseason has a chance to get REALLY crazy. But the Pens don't have to.

Jun 4 • 

Dan Hopper

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April 2025

The Penguins Coaching Search Can Only Go One Of Two Ways

Any coach who takes the Pens' job knows what they're getting into. This limits their options to only two types of coaches.

Apr 28 • 

Dan Hopper

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NHL Playoff First Round Predictions That I TOTALLY STAND BEHIND Unless They're Wrong

Series outcomes and one ultra-specific prediction for all 8 first round series.

Apr 19 • 

Dan Hopper

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The Pens Were Set Up To Tank. Now They're Drafting 9th. What Happened?

The Pens *seemed* like they'd collapse down the stretch, but did the complete opposite.

Apr 18 • 

Dan Hopper

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March 2025

5 Questions For The Pens To Answer During Their Otherwise-Meaningless Stretch Run

There aren't MANY reasons to watch the Pens these days, but here's a few!

Mar 19 • 

Dan Hopper

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FLEECE WATCH: Grading The Penguins' Trade Deadline HAULS

Ranking every Pens trade on a scale of FLEECES.

Mar 8 • 

Dan Hopper

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Penguins Trade Deadline Preview: What Every Player Is Actually Worth

Diving into the Penguins' potential trade candidates heading into Friday's Deadline.

Mar 3 • 

Dan Hopper

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